This morning we are having some 'home time'. So far, this is not going well. The Bear has poured the Husbands fizzy, red vitamin drink all over himself and the Boy has been a train, a car and is currently becoming a pirate. He's falling into character with a bounty of 'Aye aye Captains!' and 'Full speed ahead's', which, although cute, is very loud and said in a gravelly, piratey way. Worryingly, his crane toy is pulling the pirate ship across the vast ocean of the living room floor. Pirates, apparently, have found a new way of travelling. Less wind and all that.